WE MAKE
THE WEB
LESS MEH.
MEHWEB is an independent digital studio & internet culture lab. We design brutalist-chic websites, e-commerce that converts, and WebGL fever dreams that load in <1s. No templates. No boring corporate blah. Only fast, loud, memorable internet.
Not another
boring agency
Born in 2012 as a Tumblr joke about mediocre websites. Grew into a 14-person crew of designers, engineers and chaos coordinators obsessed with one thing: killing “meh”.
We believe the web got too clean, too SaaS, too same-same. We bring back soul, grit and speed.
MEHWEB sits between a design studio, a tech lab and a media prank. We’ve built sites for indie rappers, Berlin clubs, DTC brands doing $20M+, museums, AI startups and one very confused bank that wanted to be cool (we succeeded).
- ✓Design that punches. Big type, raw grids, acid colors — but always usable and accessible.
- ✓Code that flies. Hand-coded, no bloated builders. 95+ Lighthouse, semantic HTML, schema.org out of the box.
- ✓Culture first. We study TikTok, Discord, zines and rave flyers — then translate it into interfaces.
- ✓Honest process. Fixed price, weekly demos in staging, you own 100% code & Figma.
What we do best
Full-stack creativity: from naming and logo to WebGL and TikTok funnels. Pick one or take the whole trip.
Brutalist-chic websites that convert
Landing pages, corporate sites, portfolios, promo drops. Figma → clean HTML/CSS/JS or Headless WP. Copywriting, art direction, SEO included. From $2.9k in 2 weeks.
Acid commerce for loud brands
Shopify, Woo, headless storefronts with 1-click upsells, 3D viewers, subscriptions. CRO, email flows, performance obsession. Avg +34% conversion lift.
Logos, systems, tone of voice
Naming, visual identity, guidelines, merch, motion logos, meme kits. We make brands you recognize from 50 meters in a feed.
WebGL, shaders, scroll-jacking
Three.js scenes, GSAP storytelling, Lottie, interactive lookbooks, AR filters, generative posters. Optimized to still hit 90+ speed.
Proof, not promises
SPIN CYCLE — vinyl subscription
Headless Shopify + 3D vinyl builder. 0.7s LCP, +58% checkout. Awwwards SOTD.
KELLER CLUB — rave portal
Shader hero, ticketing integration, poster generator. Sold out 4k tickets in 9 min.
SLIME BEAUTY — skincare riot
Acid pastel system, quiz funnel, subscriptions. 3.2x ROAS on relaunch.
PROMPTDADDY — AI tool
Docs + marketing + interactive playground. 120k signups first month.
POST-INTERNET MUSEUM
Archive of 2k memes as art. Timeline, AR tour, print-on-demand. Webby nominee.
MEHWEAR — own merch line
Our in-house streetwear drop. Lookbook game, sold out in 48h. Because why not.
The internet used to be weird, personal, fun. Then templates ate it. We fight back with sites that load fast, look loud, and feel human. If your website could be anyone’s — it’s meh. If people screenshot it — it’s MEHWEB.
⚡ Speed is punk
Every kilobyte is political. We ship <150kb landing pages, self-host fonts, lazy-load everything. Fast = accessible = SEO = respect.
◼ Raw > polished
Visible grids, system fonts mixed with display bangers, stickers, marquee, noise. Perfection is forgettable. Character converts.
Fresh from
the lab
Tutorials, hot takes, behind-the-scenes and internet archaeology. Updated weekly by our crew — no AI slop.
Why brutalism converts in 2026
Ugly on purpose? Data shows raw layouts lift time-on-page 28%. We break down 5 patterns.
0.8s LCP on a WebGL site — how we did it
Our stack: static HTML, partial hydration, KTX2 textures, edge caching. Full checklist inside.
Questions? Answers.
What is MEHWEB and why “meh”?
We started as mehweb.com roasting mediocre websites. Now we fix them. “Meh” is our enemy — average, template, forgettable. We make the opposite.
How much and how long?
Landing from $2.9k / 2 weeks. Full site 10-20 pages from $6k / 4-6 weeks. E-commerce from $9k. You get fixed quote in 24h, no hourly hell.
What tech do you use?
Design in Figma. Build with clean HTML/CSS/JS, Tailwind, Headless WordPress, Shopify Hydrogen, Three.js. No page builders. You own everything.
Do you guarantee SEO & speed?
Yes. Semantic HTML5, schema.org JSON-LD, meta/OG, sitemap, 90+ PageSpeed on 4G. Our avg is 98 desktop / 94 mobile.
Can you redesign my existing site?
Absolutely — 60% of work is glow-ups. Free audit: we record a 15-min Loom with 10 quick wins, then propose surgical or full rebuild.
Got a boring website? Let's un-meh it.
Tell us about your project in 2 lines. We reply within 24h with ideas, price and timeline. No calls with 5 sales guys, just makers.